Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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