Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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