thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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