I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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