I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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