Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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