so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
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