STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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