i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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