Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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