Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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