Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
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