no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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