I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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