doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
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