those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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