I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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