I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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