ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
