jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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