can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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