i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I just had sex on a roof
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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