Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Im part way to drunk.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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