and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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