do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
The best revenge is premature balding
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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