It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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