Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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