Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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