Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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