Grow some girl-balls and come out already
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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