So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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