As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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