I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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