When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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