the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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