Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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