After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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