Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
you never un-have a 4some
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