ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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