The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Randomize
