Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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