oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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