doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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