i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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