This is not my ceiling
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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