You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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