she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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