Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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