I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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