he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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