and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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