It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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