i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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