Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
honey bunches of taint.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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