I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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